The poster is a lie, this somehow managed to have the audacity to call itself a movie. Eric Roberts must have owed a big favor or lost a bet to feature in this ..... thing. 90% of this movie features foliage and dirt paths. In the first few minutes I was like is this even acting, we have people walking along paths, people out of frame walking, random people who seem to serve no purpose, bad cgi shark people that make an appearance like 3 times and some dubious alien plants. The only way I managed to get through it was riffing it with a friend, and believe me there's a lot to riff. Take from me, use this hour to do something else, anything else.
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I watched this, so you don't have to.
The poster is a lie, this somehow managed to have the audacity to call itself a movie. Eric Roberts must have owed a big favor or lost a bet to feature in this ..... thing. 90% of this movie features foliage and dirt paths. In the first few minutes I was like is this even acting, we have people walking along paths, people out of frame walking, random people who seem to serve no purpose, bad cgi shark people that make an appearance like 3 times and some dubious alien plants. The only way I managed to get through it was riffing it with a friend, and believe me there's a lot to riff. Take from me, use this hour to do something else, anything else.