Season 2021 2021

This isn't GOLF IT... This isn't GOLF WITH YOUR FRIENDS... no no no this is GOLF AROUND! The greatest golf game to ever golf!

I'm leaving for a week. Also I'm not real.

Hello, this is Lixian and this is my confession. You may not believe me when I say that Markiplier Isn't Real but... you haven't seen what I've seen....

We may not have been here for as long as Lixian but even we couldn't dismiss the evidence that Markiplier may not be real after all...

Yes. I am Wade and I am here to tell you that Markiplier is Real. Very real. Extremely real. I've never seen and/or met a more real person in my life.

SHUT UP! He's real! I've seen him! I've touched him! He squishes like any normal real human person would! Get out of my house!

You've done it! You've discovered the truth that Markiplier is real after all! Also I'm done with my writing week so I'm back to making videos.

A bunch of spooky scary moments smashed into one funny compilation.

Golf Around gets even worse as my friends start cheating in a way that makes me look like I'm doing worse.

Lixian put all of the funny moments we've shared into one ENORMOUS compilation! He also added some deleted scenes that you've never seen before despite how embarrassing they might be...

I really tried to take Cooking Simulator seriously. I really tried. And also I succeeded because I'm obviously amazing at simulator games.

If you're not a perfect Mother's Little Helper you're gonna get some Black Eyes and banished to the Veiled world in this 3 Scary Games.

Here's a compilation of some funny moments with Bob and Wade.

Yes. The title is correct. Have you ever wanted to know what to do if you come across a car accident? Well this game can ACTUALLY teach you!

Ever wanted to become a professional streamer? Let's see how a YouTuber handles the life of an epic Twitch Streamer. Will I crack under the pressure?

Border Officer is NOT a rip-off of Paper's Please. It is SO MUCH MORE. And coincidentally so much less...

Get your 3 Scary Games CARGO ready for the GHOST STUDY tonight! You're gonna need to find A WAY OUT if you want to survive!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I'm so disappointed that you guys thought you could hide Lady Dimitrescu from me. Big vampire lady is too big to stay hidden for long...

That's easily the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my entire life... and apparently her name's Virginia...

After all these years I've finally found where the blacksmith is... He was INSIDE ME all along...

I've been busy, let me tell you why.

I just wanted to build a bridge in The Forest... is that so wrong? Is that so terrible? APPARENTLY YES!! Also this video is sponsored by Yotta Savings!

Imagine that someone's life is in your hands. Now imagine that your hands don't work quite right and no matter how many times you try to make them work they either do the complete opposite of what you want or refuse to do anything at all... that's what EmergeNYC is like! Either this game is completely broken or I am INCREDIBLY stupid.

Our dream of creating an impenetrable fortress, a veritable bastion of defense, in The Forest is slowly collapsing around us. Both the dream... and our fortress...

let's have a laugh

There is nothing here... Do not take your eyes away from the red fridge... Just go to your Lost Room and enjoy the latest episode of 3 Scary Games!

By watching this video you hereby agree to let me teardown your house with a sledgehammer. No take-backsies. It's already too late. I know where you are and I'm ready to sledge.

Back by popular demand (or by the whims of me who knows) Cooking Simulator has made a glorious return. And this time, I'm gonna show everyone what I'm all about. More specifically, I'm gonna show this fish what I'm about... by screaming at it...

Have you ever wanted to drive a truck? Sure you have! Everyone has! Well now you get to be an AMERICAN truck driver, hauling goods across the land!

Your life is in my hands... you should probably be worried about that...

Come with me. Abandon humanity. Leave behind this life of "social media" and "student loans" and return to MONKE. Ancestors will show you the way.

At Dead of Night sounds pretty standard for a horror game at first. A young woman is alone in a scary hotel trying not to die... but it quickly becomes so much more than that. I love this indie horror game and I think you will too.

Huniepop 2 is finally here after all these years of waiting. I'm not the same Markiplier as before though, oh no... I'm more refined! More caring! More romantic! More... wow... look at those... uhhhh....

I'm not quite sure how to describe Barn Finders... it's weird... and hilarious... and strange... and funny... and bizarre... and hillbilly...

Jimmy is EVERYWHERE! I wasn't an idiot for thinking that he was around every corner because he SURE IS NOW!!

Huniepop 2 has entered a whole new level of thirsty with some long lost loves from days gone by. And some new friends!

Help make the sequel to A Heist with Markiplier even better by becoming a member today and enjoying a slew of luscious baked goods from Markiplier's Big Ass Bake Sale(tm).

Thief Simulator allows you to do exactly as you might expect from the title of the game. If someone can't figure that out NO ONE HELP THEM IN THE COMMENTS.

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Nowhere is safe in At Dead of Night... Jimmy can find you no matter where you try to hide!

We're entering a whole new world of Huniepop with these double dates...

The Forest returns and WE return to the caves to find out what happened to our child... whatever their name was...

Foot still broke so just chillin' with some Jackbox. Getting back into the swing of things!

Ever wanted to be a Viking? Step into the world of Valheim

Did you know that you can use Dyanmite in The Forest? Well we know now! And it's gonna make EVERYTHING better!

Jimmy is starting to become a bit of a problem... And this whole thing could have been avoided if we had just seen The Great Hugo's show!

You've been eating Takis wrong your whole life but that's okay. My review will show you the CORRECT way to fully enjoy Takis.

Wilford Warfstache, inspired by local pizzeria he frequented, has decided to build his very own animatronic to interview the entire world! He just needs some "willing" volunteers to test it...

We manage to get the rebreather which... allows us to go to places we should not go...

Jimmy is inescapable! He's literally everywhere! Even in places that I didn't think he could be...

You ever just run away and join a cult with your friends for a laugh but then it turns out that the cult was legit and you have to go kill the cult leader to stop them from summoning a goat demon? Yeah, that's Devour!

Well it turns out that once you join a cult you're apparently ALWAYS in that cult... huh! Who knew?

Jimmy's mom is such a loving supportive soul! She just wants to say hi! Also don't look in the hole in the bathroom...

Have you ever wanted to defend yourself but you don't want to spend a lot of money? Then Amazon is the perfect shop for all your self defense needs!

Sorry for the delay but we're back into the adventure that is Huniepop!

What a wonderful game with a truly captivating story! I loved At Dead of Night and I think you all will thoroughly enjoy how the story ends!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICA!! Sorry for the lack of videos this past week! All is well just very busy! But enough about that, it's Chica's Birthday!!

Ever wanted to blow up the whole world? Well now you can with Solar Smash! But also... why would you do that?

This game of UNO will never... ever... end...

Next episode is gonna be HUUUUUUUUUGE! Just warning you to prepare thyself!

The Glitched Attraction is like a Five Nights at Freddy's Escape Room! It's wonderful and TERRIFYING and I can't wait for the full release!

Ronald committed a Sponge Massacre in a Quiet Basement! It's 3 Scary Games!!

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Treasure Hunter Simulator DEFINITELY isn't grave robbing, NO SIR! This is reputable, respectable finders keepers!

You can't arrest me for trying to SAVE PEOPLE'S LIVES! I'm a hero and a hero must be SPEED.

Someone's knocking at your door... Don't let him in...

You can now use my Creator Code "Markiplier" on the Epic Games Store!

I didn't think it was possible but I've found a game with a ZERO PERCENT rating on Steam... it has take the crown for The Worst Game On Steam.

It's time for 3 Scary Games! Today we're playing TERRIFYING Sombiphobia, the CREEPY Lightkeeper, and the HORRIFYING Undiscovered House!

Hello. I'm leaving tomorrow to go film The Edge of Sleep.

Nice...

Write in the comments the exact time when you liked the video. Last person to like wins.

You hear a knock from your closet. A voice on the other side asks you to open the door...

Don't open the door...

The boys go fishing!

You’re too late...

Travelling to Canada required EVEN MORE paperwork than Paper's Please does so this should be interesting...

Another Year, Another YouTube. We explore where YouTube sends new viewers in 2021 but this time we also get to see how YouTube is different in Canada! How will the algorithm change?

**To clarify, the game Paper's Please itself contained no mistakes that I could find. However I, as the player, did in fact make many MANY mistakes...

Ever wanted me to blow up your whole room? Well now I can with Room Smash! But wait... doesn't this sounds familiar?

Resident Evil Village has been released and that means I get to appreciate every ample inch that this hefty, enormous game has to offer!

It seems like there are many things going on in the background of Paper's Please while I'm just trying to do my job.

We finally set eyes on the POWERFUL and RESPECTABLE visage of the true protagonist of Resident Evil Village!

What are the long term repercussions of getting blasted with x-rays on the daily?

We further explore the SPRAWLING castle and ENORMOUS tracts of land that encompass the Dimistrecu Estate is Resident Evil Village.

I make a decision in this episode. And even though it SEEMED easy, believe me when I say that it was probably DEFINITELY very difficult.

Lady Dimitrescu asks for my hand! How could I possibly say no?

If you've ever wanted to be satisfied at any given moment then look no further than these "satisfying" games available right on your phone.

Every wanted to learn how to walk? Well.... this actually isn't your chance...

This might just be the scariest part in all of Resident Evil... good thing Lady Dimitrescu was there to help me get through it!

I beat up a child's toy and Crystal Dimitrescu

I attempt to conquer the world record for getting arrest by the Canadian FBI by detailing how I would fight (and beat) all of their endangered species!

This is... pretty gross. But at least Crystal Dimitrescu is gonna get me through all of it! She's always clean and beautiful!

Today I dive into the wonderful world of Canadian "candy" and give my honest unbiased review... it's pretty much all ketchup...

I finally get to go to toe to toe with the tall (but not as tall as Lady Dimitrescu) and hairy (but twice as hairy as Lady Dimitrescu) Werewolf Santa!

UNO has a brand new game mode with completely different rules and features! It goes about as well as you'd expect...

Wow... it's like these people have never heard of a prank before...

We find the smallest possible clue about Lady Dimitrescu's origins so I'm making that the entire title of the video because she deserves it.

Maple Syrup is kinda important up here so I went out and bought every single Maple Syrup I could find to do the most thorough review possible.

Good news gang! Turns out that Chris is (and always was) here to help out! Shooting Mia was all part of the plan!

Hey wow Mia's back! That's awesome! Can't wait for her and Ethan to have their reunion! That'll be really something to see...

It turns out that everyone looks like me... but only according to people on the internet so I'm gonna sort through which ones are the most Markiplier.

My Dearest Lady Dimitrescu, writing this letter is the most painful experience of my life. I would rather choose to have my hand sliced off a thousand times more (preferably by you) than be cursed with the burden of putting these thoughts to paper... but paper I must...

Our connection runs deep. Deeper than the mold coursing through my veins. Deeper than your claws whence they pierced my heart. Deeper than how deep a pool would have to be for you to stand at the bottom and still be underwater. But I must move on... I have another life. Another world. Another... family. And though I would gladly cast them into a volcano of hellfire for another second with your crystalized remains... I cannot. Because I am dead. And that is literally the only thing keeping me from respecting your power a single moment more. Should there be an afterlife, I can only hope that I find myself held safe within your warm, profound, ample embrace.

XOXO,

Ya boy

Tim Hortons is the pride of Canada. So the The World's Greatest Review Channel is here to put their food to the test...

If you have somehow found this video then TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW!! This video is NOT FOR YOUR EYES!! This is a very boring video and actually not a video at all. It's cursed. Like The Ring but even worse. If you watch you'll die in 3.5 days. So TWICE AS BAD!! If that's awful to you then YOU WOULD BE CORRECT so GO AWAY!!

Chica is the best at KICKS! Look at her go! Filmed by the wonderful Amy!

It hurts me so much to say that Takis is dead to me... the pain is seriously intense.

This was the last video I recorded while in Canada (that you know of) and it did not go very well. But here it is anyway because I love you. I played Mighty Flinger after I thought that I lost my footage but apparently I didn't. Enjoy!

It's time again for 3 Scary Games! It's almost as if nothing has changed at all! Nothing has changed. Nothing. Nothing...

Lunch Lady is more than happy to serve you for lunch! This is typically a multiplayer game so if you’d like to see me ply this with Bob and Wade let me know in the comments!

This 3 Scary Games is a blast from the past with a remake of SCP-087-B, one of the original scary games that started my channel on the path of horror!

Here is the DEMO for Mr. Hopp's Playhouse 2! I recorded this before the full game came out so expect a full playthrough shortly!

Every time someone tells me not to press a button I instantly abandon all reason and do whatever it takes to PRESS THAT BUTTON!

Ever wanted to run away from Among Us Imposters in 3D? No? Well you're gonna have to anyway in Imposter Hide!

It's time to end my relationship with [????????????????????] because there are so many better sour candy brands to review than [????????????????????]!

House is a fantastic pixelated horror game where you can die in innumerable ways! Will you escape the house and save your family?

PowerWash Simulator scratches a satisfying itch I never knew I had!

House continues with even more ways to die! Monsters are apparently in every corner of the house and even the carpet will kill me! GREAT!

PowerWash Simulator is the gift that keeps on giving!