Sketch: In a musical spoof of monster movies, Clem Kadiddlehopper (Red) is mistaken for an experimental robot by a pair of mad scientists (Boris Karloff and Vincent Price), who sing "The Two of Us". Red and his guests recreate old vaudeville routines.
Music: Spanky Wilson sings "Alfie" and "Apartment 101." The Singers and Dancers perform the ensemble number "Nola."
Silent Spot: Red pantomimes a high-strung man disturbed by loud noises.
Sketch: Maurice Evans attempts to bring culture into Cauliflower McPugg's life by giving the boxer violin lessons.
Music: Shirley Bassey sings "I Who Have Nothing" and "Walking Happy." Maurice Evans recites Robert W. Service's "The Shooting of Dan McGrew."
The Olio Spot: Vaudeville routine with Red and starlet Beverly Hills being kidnapped by a desert Sheik.
The Silent Spot: Red plays a camper battling a violent windstorm.
Sketch: Sheriff Deadeye finds himself the target of one booby trap after another—all triggered by Prudence Pennyfeather (Martha Raye).
Music: Kenny Rogers & The First Edition perform "If Wishes Were Horses" and "Listen to the Music." Martha Raye sings "How About Me?"
The Olio Spot: Skelton, Jimmy Cross, and Sid Slate play Vaudeville hoofers.
The Silent Spot: While parked on Lovers' Lane, Charlie the Swinger (Red) faces constant interruptions which prevent him from getting romantic with his dates (Chanin Hale and Joyce Horne).
Guest stars: The Mills Brothers & George Gobel
Red reprises his interpretation of the Pledge of Allegiance. Sketch: Clara and George Appleby look back on the night when George proposed, then they look forward (in a manner of speaking) to their 50th anniversary. Music: The Lettermen sing "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" and "More." The Olio Spot: Red plays a daffy contestant in a spoof of Ted Mack's TV series "The Original Amateur Hour." The Silent Spot: A mountain patrol ranger (Red) searches for a lost plane.
Sketch: In a spoof of his own TV talk show, Merv Griffin interviews three Red Skelton characters: Cauliflower McPugg, Bolivar Shagnasty and Willie Lump-Lump. Music: Merv Griffin performs a medley of British music-hall songs, including his own signature tune "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts." The Olio Spot: Red and Bern Hoffman play convicts in a series of crossover gags. The Silent Spot: A wagon-master holds an open audition for Indian guides.
Sketch: The Black Knight (Sergio Franchi) challenges Clem Kadiddlehopper to a joust over the hand of a princess.
Music: Sergio Franchi sings "L-O-V-E" and "Non Ti Scordor di Me."
The Olio Spot: Jimmy Cross and Red play drunken tourists in Mexico.
The Silent Spot: Red portrays an international spy caught in the act.