Trakt for iOS
Works on iPhone and iPad.
I'm not entirely sure what I just watched. It starts with a mutiny at sea. Then it's a shipwreck movie, only with man-eating seaweed. Then there's a woman whose top doesn't button up very well, men with balloons tied to their shoulders, a fight between a giant crab and a giant scorpion, Spanish Conquistadors, the Inquisition and a gunfight.
It didn't make any sense at all. But it was never boring.
John Stamos ... CHECK
Vanity ... CHECK
Gene Simmons ... CHECK
George Lazenby ... CHECK
Robert Englund ... CHECK
How could you go wrong?