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So bad, it’s good. And that this acts as a permanent record of embarrassment for this cast is the cherry on top. I almost died of laughter when gary oldmans leg was in the shot. Worth the short watch

There is nothing really bad about this movie, it’s just kind of there, doesn’t really have the heart or thoughtfulness you’d expect from a Pixar film. I don’t know who this movie is for based on the story. It’s baffling why they didn’t just have Tim Allen voice this role.

As far as stupid bullshit goes, this was excellent for the category. Story is a mess, editing is nauseating. Some interesting action scenes, but hilariously gratuitous as Michael Bay do.

Dustin Hoffman is hilariously annoying.

For some reason, whenever Ricky speaks, he reminds me of Travolta in The Fanatic, he literally sounds brain damaged.

Easily the best Death Wish. With a body count of 86 it has 75% of all kills in the franchise. If you have to watch one of the five, this is the one.

This is the hardest film to rate objectively as I absolutely loved MY version of the film. I explored most of the dead ends and had a gratifying end since I experienced so many of the false endings. Gimmicky, but I absolutely loved my experience.

This movie might have been good if the thing wasn't so miscast

A literal fever dream of a shit movie. It's exhausting to watch.

This felt like required reading for the movie…it seems like Elemental flopped because it was TOO personal and buried in a relatively high concept

The IP weighs it down. It set itself up to be inferior but in a vacuum its a decent movie.

First half is decent, then Michael Bay gets "Space Dementia" and gets carried away in the second half.

The intro was great, but the standup is painfully unfunny.

Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man character is easily the best faithful interpretation of the original comics. Peter Park is supposed to be a total dweeb before his transformation to super hero and Tobey nails this arc. I love Holland and Garfield but they’re far too naturally attractive and charismatic to be believable nerds, at least in the classic sense that Stan Lee was going for.

While some of the weaknesses of Moores shtick are present in this one too, they get in the way a lot less than in his later work, and he stays on topic most of the time.

Wasn’t horrible but wasn’t great either. A little boring and goofy humor that didn’t seem to land. My kids seemed to enjoy and and wife said she thought it was cute. Theater was about empty for the opening showing, maybe 8-10 people in the whole theater

No redeeming value. The plot is crap (source material is overrated as hell), production is horrible, art direction is bizarre, and the music is terrible.

Cheap garbage Chinese targeted nonsense. Cole Young is the most pathetic main character I've seen in a long time.

TEAM MONKE

APES TOGETHER STRONG

Carried by extraordinary performances and a case study in pacing, this was one hell of a movie. Some plot point issues for sure, but very entertaining and engrossing.

Really dumb, but at least Dolph Lundgren steals the show by hamming it up to 11.

The editing is on par with Hulk (2003). This movie is a giant meme. Go in thinking this for maximum results.

The ending is pretty anticlimactic and BORING.

There's only so much additional context/runtime can do to put lipstick on Zack Snyder's deformed pig of a movie. The first hour, while absolutely depressing, is surprisingly coherent, but at the 1 hour mark, the wheels fall off as the script becomes laughable. Was he trying to make the DCEU in the same vein as The Boys on Amazon? Superman and Batman are assholes and both are unlikable. Who am I supposed to rooting for here? It just turns into disaster porn, 2012 style. Cave Troll is still hilarious. This wasn't as painful when I first saw this as I'm now able to watch bad movies and celebrate the clusterfluff that they are.

Hilariously bad. I'm embarrassed for Zack Snyder.

Hilarious, only watch if you enjoy watching sincere attempts at up lifting stories crashing and burning into a parody of itself. A little long though, it does wear on you, even for fellow Best of the Worst viewers.

Unfortunately boring...the worst kind of bad.

World Premiere Review: 12/10/16

I think this was only second to Empire Strikes Back. It was that good. This wasn't your Pa's Star Wars, this was Star Wars with grit, intense action, interesting and investing characters and a true sense that at any point in time, your favorite character might die. Almost Game of Thrones meets Star Wars and (talking with Bob Iger) was a goal for this film and it PAYS OFF. Battles are a major part of this film; white knuckled, adrenaline fueled action. You'll be wired hours after viewing. Imagine the opening to Episode 3, but well done and what you wished Episode 3 was following the opening space battle. I'm at a loss for word without spoiling it. GO SEE IT.

This felt like the Avatar of its time. Impressive visuals, but just painfully boring and slow to watch. Pretty overrated, but I think most of its legacy is its influence on better 80s movies.

Not a bad documentary, but seemed rushed out the door. I fell like the annoying text-to-speech was more out of necessity than a creative decision.