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Annoying unlikable characters aren't a good way to get me invested in a story.
Too much crying and bitching from the female characters. They'd be locked outside if I was in charge of that place.
The writers clearly didn't know what to do with a "white cis male" so even though he has been devoted to his family for the whole series he suddenly is the evil cheater being scolded by the woman who has been faawning and flirting with a priest since day one, fucked a random guy in the parking lot and pretty much lied and cheated all the time.
And now she's playing the victim and the poor sobbing wife? Come on. Talk about jumping the shark.
So where did the cat go?
So were there actually any teenagers who watched this that can confirm if they actually made a clip for the series using that sound level?
Items were prohibited... what the heck
I want to like this series but the writing is and feels so simplistic. From explaining she predicted the sinkhole 3 seconds after we got shown a news item about a sinkhole, to the scene where her shrink explains what lucid dreaming is to a person -who in the first or second episode- uses a paper on her ceiling to establish she is dreaming and already controls her dream. The currently pointless flirting of the Indian sceptic with the Ghost Hunters sceptic. So many other things...
And then there are the annoying kids and grandmom and Emersons bland acting we have seen in many of his other shows.
This movie was on some (lame) list of "most horrific movies" and stood tall next to such movies as A Serbian Film, Cannibal Holocaust and others. I expected some Darfur shit in this film AT LEAST but alas... Nothing as such. A few minor torture scenes that you could see in a Mission Impossible movie. The mere fact this story is true doesn't make it a "disturbing movie".
The only true disturbing thing was the awful face CGI they used in the club. So disturbing I had to rewind three times to make sure it actually happened.Although an interesting pseudo history lesson the movie itself is quite bland and longwinded.
I’m apparently the only one who didn’t like this. It looks pretty, it sounds pretty but it lacked something for me. Something more snappy, more brutish, more... manly. The series feels like a romance novel disguised as an action show. There’s love and sex and plenty of NSFW stuff, hunks and dolls dancing verbally around eachother, lustful glares, gay and lesbian subtext.
The whole series I thought that this is probably written by a woman. Once I finished it I checked and yup... It was.
So yeah, not for me.
The main problem with this movie is that it is way too predictable.
From the young girl being her own -younger, unabashed, more creative- self to the parallels between their movie and her own sanity. Elements that are presented beautifully through the cinematography and the animation and which are quite interesting were it not for the fact it in the end all seems to be paint by numbers. Saying that it might have been the purpose of the director and writers of this film since it IS something most creative people will go through at one point or the other. Based on the writing it does seem to be the case but even there it's way too intentional and predictable - the mom calling her Poppet then talking about her being a puppet caught in her own strings VS her being controlled by something/someone besides herself and being too creatively stunted to make a film on her own (unlike her sister who is blonde and - though not in my book- prettier who is making her version of the animation with a blonde happy girl).
You see... it's a little bit too much on the mark which can make it a bit too boring. It's weird in a way, it was both boring and compelling at the same time and due to this I cannot agree with the 57% above. I think 75% is much more fair seeing the work that has gone in this film and the debt of the script.
I just wish the puddle that this movie is was a little bit more murky... which is also ironic seeing how muddy the visual style of this film is.
Your typical semi-slapstick horror movie where the main subject are the male genitalia - specifically the frenulum in this case.
The problem with this film - unlike The Taint or Killer Condom for example - is that it takes WAY too long for something to happen so you better be ready to get through 2/3rds of the movie following a weak cuck-old with a mysterious past who gets bullied by pretty much everyone. The few times something IS happening it's lackluster and weak.
Granted, I dispise bullies and can't stand it when people don't stand up for themselves (or others) so I might be a bit biased but I'd have loved it for the "action" to happen a bit earlier.
Also not showing Deetz naked breasts is a cop-out (sorry for this disappointing spoiler).
Extremely boring, anti-white bullshit but that middle part was the point I guess.
Very slow and very nineties flick about two people meeting eachother with plenty of talking from the main cast and everyone around them. A little over the halfpoint of the movie something happens and they get stranded. More talking. More nothingburgers.
And then, it just ends in the most infuriating way.
I'm sure the people who wrote this patted themselves on the back after naming it Limbo. Hey, a movie where little to.nothing happens about empty lost people in an empty barren wasteland doing pointless things until death comes for them. Lets call it LIMBO... OH let's also add mist to make it even more deep.
Screw this movie. Watch the remake of The Mist or The Grey instead. Damn movie.
Beautifully made western epic that is a little too free in some of its storytelling. The main problem with this is that it shoukd have been a series - cut it in half or thirds and you’d have a full season of western goodness that could have given Hell On Wheels a run for its money ( no, not better than Deadwood.)
Hope the other chaoters are still released cause apparently ”noone” watched this.
Also: don’t watch the last 8 to 10 minutes right after the skalp thing. It’s basically a "next week on Horizon” spoiler fest without the warning.
Not the best Adams Family film but it's interesting as long as it can keep your interest. There's a little bit too much... I guess you can call it exposition. I think this would have worked better as a short movie rather than the length they chose here.
Still a fan of their movies (and music).
Another pointless Troma movie that goes purely for the shock value but forgets how to tell a decent story and make an okay film. It has the typical and overdone anti-Christian rethoric, tits and full on pussy lips (no real penisses though weirdly enough), peeing and shitting, all matter of other bodily fluids, sex of all types and penetration of all kinds, cheaply made practical effect and gore, and a shitload of stupid dialogue and puns. Oh and lousy music.
A movie made by crazy lefty feminists strippers for sure. I'm okay with strippers but I'm too old for movies like this - even though the two main characters are kinda cute.
Started off good but quickly became a boring, handholding mess - written by people who either have no clue about Christianic lore or don't care. A lore that made the first - and second in a way - Omen movie so good. The addiition of memberberries brought this basic schlock down even more.
Too bad, cause I enjoyed Neil Tiger Free's portrayal of an Omen-esque nanny in Servant very much.
I was happy it was over. Boring movie not worthy of the name Omen.
If Inception was a psychological horror movie this would be it. Not in terms of the quality of the overal movie but merely due to it having so many layers to it. Layers that might be obvious to many and a wee bit on the nose but a damn fine layer cake nonetheless.
Russel Crowe, an actor, plays an actor who - like Russel Crowe - has had a severe drinking problem and is facing his demons. Demons that are portrayed in a movie that grabs from other movies in this actual movie. A movie that comes almost right after another movie about exorcism and demons where Crowe plays a priest exorcising demons for real - playing an actual priest who, for real, did exorcism upon which movies are based. In this movie - this movie, not the other Crowe movie or the movies that are referenced in this movie - there is a priest who is a priest with both a certain loss of faith and a possible connection to the demons of the actor Russel Crowe plays in this movie. Clergical abuse being the demon the church has been dealing with for some time effectively demonising a whole religion in the process of it. A religion that is about forgiveness and turning the other cheek and thus Crowe's character not only must forgive the church but also himself for his wrong doings. Forgiveness he cannot find within himself or the people around him - whereas it be the asshole director character or his own semi-estranged daughter who has no faith in her father, the church or religion.
And the daughter is by far the worst part of the movie besides a forced-in LGBT relationship with another awful actress - the actual actress who might just be playing an awful actress - whose delivery of iconic Exorcism lines fall as flat on their face as many exorcism movies after that. It makes me appreciate the gurgling sounds of that voice actress who drank eggs, smoked shitloads of cigarrettes and boozed quite a lot to deliver lines for a small faily new actress whose only truly decent role was that one iconic movie.
As with most Exorcism movies this is full of tropes but it wouldn't be an exorcism movie if it didn't have them. I could have gone for a little bit more psychology and a little bit less non-binary romance (simply because that's not what this movie is about and ANY relationship besides Father - Daughter - Father (the Holy Father/Priest/Church/Redemption) is just placating filler. Also, and again, the black actress sucks... I think she's the same one from another movie that is based on an animated movie that completely flopped... Or did it ever come out. I cannot be arsed to look it up.
ALL IN ALL. I think this was a decent movie with a couple of flaws. Better than the Pope's Exorcist in my book, far from Exorcist and Exorcist III. And the ironic thing is. I thought this was a sequel to the Pope's Exorcist movie and it apparently wasn't... Well kinda it was I guess. In a way. This movie is Legion, for it is many... But also not... Since that book still rocks and this isn't that book. Or the movie it was based on which wasn't called Legion but was about Legion.
The true horror in this uncreative Aliens knock-off lies in the annoying shrieking and crying our main character and victim is fdoing for the most of this film. Besides the amateurish plot and dialogue it's a true shame that the makers just didn't bother to make it interesting. This is below the level of a Doctor Who episode (pre-whittaker) but without the quips and charisma.
People will look back at this movie as being prophetic. May Chuck save us all!
This movie is the result of when a couple of talentless Frat Bros attempt to make a comedic movie about Frat Life in order to get some sweet tits and ass for free. It could have worked out but the acting and dialogue are lousy. Why also set it on the last day of school - as if that could help these two douchebags to stay another year.
Remake this movie with a good script, funnier dialogue and decent actors. Keep the chicks because there was absolutely nothing wrong with them!
Oh and drop the punk-ska... It's lame.
From the very first few minutes you watch this film you will realize that this isn't going to be good. The dialogue and acting are stale and stiff, only a few levels above an amateur theatre play. If the script was more tight and the acting better this would have been a good movie - weirdly enough it IS compelling while watching it perhaps due to the subject nature, idea and visuals.
Tom Sizemore is disappointing, it's like he's phoning it in.
Oh, the make-up on the possessed person could have been better too.
I don't get the ending. Who died? The husband after the plan succeeded the second time seems unplausible? The guy who for some reason is dead? What? EXPLAIN
Jebus Christ what an ending :O
Interesting fucking premise (were it not --stolen-- influenced from Futurama) if it weren't fucking ruined by constant annoying dialogue where everyone has to up the other with juvenile fucking curses and sexual fucking conversations only fucking brewksie bros would fucking have during a goddamn fucking keg party. I can live with the fucking neon look of the fucking thing but a buck toothed foul mouthed crack whore drenched in neon Christmas lights and fucking glow in the dark fucking glitter would fucking have a better chance of fucking making me enjoy the moment more than this.
FUCK
This movie has no substance, no plot and no discernable reason of existing. It might be great for people who never saw any other horror or slasher movie but if you have a couple of classics behind your belt this film offers nothing.
The sex-scenes are cheap, the shock value minimal, the comments on religion lame and played out, gore is basic, the mystery barely there.
The only thing is has going for are the parallels between the film and it's subject matter: Truckstop crack-whores who'll give you a "good time" simply and only cause you haven't gotten any for weeks but ultimately leaves you with gonorrhea and a bad case of the runs.
What a dreadful show.
Only Ted and the Mom are bearable.
Episode two of an obnoxious out of place bitch yelling at everyone and being yelled by other assholes surrounded by a bunch of assholes in a anachronistic 90s. Not my idea of a comedy.
At least it had some A-Team in it.
So, was there a clue in the previous episodes as to why Mo Bassi knew she was an FBI Agent? Since he entered the autodelete on the drive and other precautions he must have either suspected or be paranoid enough to suspect the possibility. But if he suspected it why go along with the charade and get involved? Was it just all for that sweet sweet pussy (being upset about going into the friendzone seems to indicate as such).
The seasons wrapped up too nicely for all involved - except for that cliffhanger but we know why that's there.
Dreadfully soulless and bland with characters I don't care about and events that are just passing me by. The English dubbed version isn't helped by the audio being "off screen" and emotionally void.
Was it always this goddamn boring?
